I am Asher, King of Flowers and the Misspeller of Words

I am an open book, I don't hide anything if asked.

  • dietcokeandbunnyears:

    pink-martini:

    aguamentis:

    pottergood:

    davyjonesing:

    #IT’S A HOGWARTS AU WHERE EVERYONE HAS TO TAKE MUGGLE STUDIES FIRST YEAR TO LEARN ABOUT ACCEPTANCE AND SOMETIMES THEY TAKE BREAKS AND COLOR AND STUFF AND DRACO IS /BORED/ BECAUSE THEY DON’T MOVE AND WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS A /CRAYOLA/? AND THEN HE DRAWS HIS FAMILY EXCEPT THEY ALL KIND OF LOOK LIKE BLOND BOBS AND SOMEONE (HARRY) TELLS HIM THAT HE’S NOT COLORING INSIDE HIS LINES CORRECTLY AND DRACO GLARES AT HIM AND SAYS THAT ACTUALLY /SCARFACE/ HE DOES NOT TAKE /ORDERS/ FROM /LINES/ AND HARRY SAYS ‘BUT THAT’S THE RULE’ AND DRACO SNEERS /JUST WAIT TIL MY FATHER HEARS ABOUT THIS THEN WE’LL SEE HOW IMPORTANT YOUR BLOODY LINES ARE/

    #picturing little draco imperiously shouting WHAT IS A CRAYOLA and harry quickly is like crayola’s terrible here use roseart instead and dean thomas hides a grin and draco throws his box of crayons at harry’s head and says DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO but he picks up a roseart crayon because it’s time to get started on his pièce de résistance which he calls ‘die potter die’ and features no less than seventeen ways in which he’d like harry to meet his end one of which involves hary tripping over his own feet into a vat of acid except roseart is shit everyone knows that WHAT IS THIS draco howls indignantly PROFESSOR POTTER IS TRYING TO SABOTAGE MY MASTERPIECE TELL HIM TO GIVE ME THE CRAYOLA and harry’s like fine malfoy look we can share and draco’s like I DON’T THINK SO POTTER YOU’VE ALREADY TRIED TO SABOTAGE ME ONCE I CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOUR DEVILISH WILES

    #THE POTTER CHILD IS EVERYTHING YOU SAID HE WOULD BE AND WORSE FATHER WAX CRAYONS I TELL YOU HE WOULD HAVE ME USE WAX CRAYONS IT’S UNTHINKABLE FATHER IT’S POSITIVELY UNACCEPTABLE DON’T YOU THINK #draco writes violently on a sheet of purple construction paper #lucius weeps when he reads it then sits in his study looking consumptive and tragic until narcissa brings him a stiff drink

    Somehow the starkid fandom find a way

    (Source: frrenzetic, via alzimonster)

  • effingtomb:

    you-and-me-divine:

    If you didn’t think “Shia LaBeouf” could get better, you were wrong.

    I literally can’t believe this exists there are tears in my eyes that I don’t remember crying

    What just happened!? I didn’t know I needed this!! How did these people keep a straight face!!!???

    (via tomhiddlesun)

  • taylorsplat:

    ashieart:

    heytheretylerr:

    WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

    This little fish lives deeeeeeeeeep down in the ocean and spits that little glob of bio luminescent liquid to momentarily distract predators and escape being eaten

    It’s a wizard

    (Source: BBC, via alzimonster)

  • teacupnosaucer:

    beautifulsouthasianbrides:

    Photo by:A.S Nagpal

    "Paint War Engagement Session"

    oh my fucking god i can’t even take how cute this is

    (Source: , via tomhiddlesun)

  • charlesoberonn:

    tardis-mind-palace:

    theselener:

    friend is mean?

    friend makes you feel bad?

    friend doesnt act like a friend?

    image

    i’m confused do I kill him or what

    image

    (Source: lmpossibleprincess, via tyleroakley)

  • arzeskoenigs:

    Me: *loses contact with ppl gets behind work & hates self* this is fine

    (via theunearthlyfool)

  • astrid-horrendous-haddock:

    The Rescue

    I die laughing everytime I see this

    (Source: ghoztkid, via unapologeticallydorky)

  • 27482:

    am i going to be sleepy every day for the rest of my life

    (via theunearthlyfool)

  • switch-off-the-stars:

    squidsqueen:

    dw:

    when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

    When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

    THANK YOU

    (Source: pitiful, via alzimonster)