Un-Often Rambles
I am Asher, King of Flowers and the Misspeller of Words
  • "I hope you fall in love
 with someone who always texts back and never lets 
you fall asleep thinking you’re
 unwanted."
    (via bl-ossomed)

    (Source: slugly, via toastytoastie)

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  • joydick:

    "you dont look gay though"
    SHIT did I forget my rainbow at home AGAIN

    (via theunearthlyfool)

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  • flameraven:

    andythanfiction:

    liquid-pickle:

    baw-bee:

    sophieonpage:

    thegoddamazon:

    I present the most badass gifset on Tumblr.

    Legitimately turned on by this

    This is the best thing.

    Oh my god

    I don’t even know this fandom and this is cool.

    Reason #999 why the cartoon will always be ONE MILLION PERCENT better than that travesty of a movie. They did so much research and put so much detail in you don’t even notice.

    Bonus trivia: Toph got a unique martial arts style to match her distinct version of Earthbending (Southern Praying Mantis style, I think) which the creators found out later was (according to legend) invented by a blind woman. Totally a coincidence, but still so fucking cool.

    (If you don’t watch the show, Toph is both blind from birth and the best damn Earthbender in the world. Also, GO WATCH THE SHOW.)

    (Source: ashagreyjoyed, via toastytoastie)

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  • sergeantjerkbarnes:

    can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania

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    (via alzimonster)

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  • thebloggerbloggerfun:

    teafortrouble:

    eteo:

    fall-for-nothing:

    trickster-eridan:

    buttpilgrim:

    scientificperfection:

    kittiesinthemorning:

    I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard

    WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

    when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟

    it’s back

    Satan lemon

    every villain is lemons

    And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city’s attention an irregularity surrounding this summer’s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit.

    And now: The Weather.

    (Source: sometimesoverwhelming, via alzimonster)

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  • domuscaligari:

    nightmarekite:

    edgebug:

    strawberrieninja:

    aranzeb:

    JESUS CHRIST

    This anatomy and these dance poses are freaking amazing.
    I’m eternally jealous.

    FUCK I AM IN LOVE WITH THE DIFFERENCE IN THEIR BODY TYPES

    I feel like I just walked in on something very private

    (Source: fuckyesdeadpool, via alzimonster)

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  • cruvoirdotcom:

    Song For The Mute Autumn Winter 2014 Collection Preview.

    (via v0nvamp)

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